My Little Blue Dress - Bruno Maddox

What I can say about this novel without ruining it: not a whole lot, except that it's one of the best I've read this year. Maddox's tone and pace remind me of George Saunders, who I can't legally get enough of. It's a little David Sedaris-y as well, without the poofters. "My Little Blue Dress" lied to me relentlessly and I loved it.

I realize this is sort of useless, except that it's not intended to be a review, just a recommendation. All the reviews I found managed to spoil this book within the first two sentences, which is such a shame. It's a very funny, very good book; believe me, or don't.

Humane Society - Jonathan Shute

This is a really old review, but Jon loves it and it's all still true.

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My godfather's name is Paul Pfeiffer. He is not the twerp from the Wonder Years. He lives on a hill in Wisconsin with his wife June. He used to call me Spike when I was little. He is one of my favorite people in the world.

Paul is monstrously tall, with enormous hands and feet. He walks slowly and swings his long arms like a sloth. He is gentle. He taught high school history for many years, and retired to run a bicycle repair shop out of his garage. When a little kid shows up, wanting to buy a bike for his kid sister and knowing his pocketful of change is not enough, Paul counts up the pennies, declares that the exact price, and sends the kid home with whatever he thinks his sister will like best, complete with basket, streamers, and bell. In Paul's life, kindnesses like this happen all the time; he makes them happen.

I had not seen Paul in perhaps 5 years, so I drove from Georgia to Wisconsin. I didn't call him until I got there. He recognized my voice and laughed and told me to hurry on over. I did. He fed me homemade chowder and cake. We sat in the kitchen and watched the deer in the snow in the backyard, delicately tongueing birdseed from the feeder. Paul talked and talked and I could have listened forever.

He has a warm voice, earthy and kind, like Garrison Keillor's, but without the sleepy-making. Even when I suspect he is making up the story, I do not complain, because he is a trustworthy man. His stories are always the way things should have turned out. It's a farmer's voice. He grows things. I can trust that.

This is all just to say: when I read Jonathan Shute's stories, this is what I think of, every time. It's a similarly reassuring voice. And I cannot get enough of it.

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Jon's book is available here. Supplies are reported to be dwindling. More of his writing, attitude, and puppies are here.

Candyfreak - Steve Almond

Dear Steve:


I could tell right away that I'd enjoy it, but I had a hard time with Candyfreak, until I figured out how to read it. It didn't sit well with me after a big meal, and reading it while hungry was just stupid self-torment. I found that I best liked reading it after a modest dinner, when I had had a little while to digest and could stand to hear about delicious treats. In other words, your book works best as dessert. Nice going.

I wanted to thank you for that, and also for the bits at the end where you digress (or ascend) into personal narrative. You wrote about being overtaken by a terrible haze of grief while driving, and I found myself thinking, Oh, I hope things turn out all right for that guy. Until then I hadn't realized how much of yourself you'd put forth in the book. I'm glad to have learned so much about candy, but I'm more glad to have had the privilege of uncovering such a sneaky self-portrait.

The damn library doesn't have your other book. But I tracked down a Five-Star Bar (peanut). It rules. Thanks for that, too.


-Jessica

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Steve Almond is a writer, creative writing teacher, and frequent NPR commentator. He puts words together real good. His website is here. Candyfreak is available from Powell's here. Enjoy.

On Blondes - Joanna Pitman

In "On Blondes," Pitman traces the social significance of blonde hair through history. Her tone is never snide or haughty - she (a brunette) is simply fascinated by the world of different reactions yellow hair may provoke. The book runs from Aphrodite to Margaret Thatcher RuPaul; I'm only up to Mary Magdalene. Here's my favorite part so far, a scathing passage against women's cosmetic fakery written by the Roman poet Martial in the first century AD:

Although, yourself at home, you are arrayed in the middle of the Suburba, and your tresses, Galla, are manufactured far away, and you lay aside your teeth at night, just as you do your silk dresses, and you lie stored away in a hundred caskets, and your face does not sleep with you - yet you wink with that eyebrow which has been brought out for you in the morning, and no respect moves you for your outworn carcass - which you may now count as one of your ancestors. Nevertheless you offer me an infinity of delights.

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Having finished it, I can say it absolutely lived up to my early expectations. Every chapter's interesting in a different way, especially the one on the freaky and misguided Aryan perception of blondeness. Up until that point I'd completely forgotten about those guys. Pitman does an excellent job of leading the reader down dozens of historical trains of thought, while maintaining a pretty cohesive narrative structure. There's way more to know about blonde hair than I ever would have guessed, and, told this way, it's fascinating.

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"On Blondes" may be purchased via Powell's here.

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