the biscotti manifesto

- don't cry if you didn't get any

- sorry if you get a bag of dust

- sorry if you get a bag of stale dust

- do you like how i used priority boxes, camouflaged them, then sent the packages priority anyway? yeah i'm an idiot

- best dunked in a hot beverage, i recommend coffee though i know some of you are more tea

- pretty ok eaten dry, don't break your teeth on the chocolate ones though

- the chocolate ones are chocolate, the tan ones are cinnamon-almond, the tan ones with specks are cinnamon-almond-cherry

- not to tell you how to eat, but seriously the almond ones are pretty fragile and WILL turn your coffee into mud if dunked for more than a moment

- the ones with broken ends are not pre-nibbled i swear

- i will gladly share recipes, they're easy to make, even the giada delaurantis one that fucking lied to me SO HARD, but i rescued them from sucking because i rule

- i wanted to send you 50, i wanted to send tasty things to everybody i know, this is what i will do when i am a billionare, god you guys are all gonna eat so well

- oh yeah, if you don't like them, don't be afraid to say so (really) - it will be a sad fact, but my feelings won't be hurt, and it's the only way for me to learn what not to send you again. plus i wouldn't bother sending it to people who wouldn't apppreciate the thought alone.