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I live across the street from Jehovah's Witnesses, how screwed am I forever

I don't know how I managed to avoid this for over a year but she finally got me while I was gardening. It was masterful, too, I got fucking served - I really thought she was just a nice lady who wanted to talk about vegetables and then all of a sudden she was a yammering fuckweed for Jesus. It was pretty funny after the fact because she'd interrupted me digging rocks and listening to the Chambers brothers and Mason Jennings, which is about as religious as I get.

Anyway:

Jesus Are You Real

People Get Ready (it's been years and I still can't get off this song)

oh no, I killed the party again

it's muddy. sorry man.

Jens Lekman - Black Cab

top three items found in the dirt in my yard

shreds of nylon stockings
broken glass
money

today I made $.41 digging a hole for a pepper plant